Something bad happened tonight.

I discovered Lazy Dork, a site dedicated to drinking games for movies. This is… terrible for me.

Tonight’s choice? Mean Girls.

Drink Every Time . . .

1. Cady talks about Africa or the animal world
2. The “Burn Book” is shown or mentioned.
3. Karen’s boobs are said or shown to be able to predict to weather.
4. Gretchen says “Fetch!”
5. Regina scolds anyone.
6. Someone does math.
7. The “Plastics” are mentioned as a group.
8. Coach Carr is shown or mentioned.
AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime Cady changes outifts. Cute!!

HERE IS A PLAY BY PLAY.

Tonight’s drink of choice is Miller Chill and Calico Jack with Wild Cherry. First up is the Chill. Mind you… we already pregamed with a game of Circle of Death… And now I only have the Jack.

First drink… 11:59.

It’s 12:12. I’m fucked. I can tell.

“GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING SHOPPING.”

My nips are too small for piercings okay.

“HE’S YOUR COUSIN”

“YOU GO GLEN COCO.”

“AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS, BYE.”

Lucy ate all her shells and cheese. I am sad.

Aubrey just suggested using an empty case as a purse. I want her to do that so badly.

Jesus Christ we’re done. The sexy black principal is holding an assembly because they girls went batshit crazy.

Aka

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

Good night, world.