So, in the wake of some drunk asshole spilling beer all over my Macbook and ruining the keyboard, my mom, who I will occasionally admit is amazing, has graciously purchased me a new laptop. This time we’re giving a Dell the go-around.

I forget what model it is, but it’s a pretty decent on. 4 GB RAM (same as my Mac), 500 GB hard drive (twice that of my Mac). My mom upgraded some of the features on it because if my Macbook can be fixed, this one is going to be hers, so I guess that’s why she didn’t mind pimping it out a little bit.

I am going to treat this like it is my first born child. I said that about my Macbook, but that was before I truly knew what I was saying. Nothing will be allowed near it. Ever.

I think most of my excitement for this stems from my annoyance at having to buy my music lately. iTunes has never made as much money from me as it has these months I went without a computer I could illegally download from.